Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Dear Olive Garden

Yes I visited you last night at Utica Square- the fancy area of Tulsa because my 16 year old was missing you. Me- I never missed you but I wanted to make her happy.
Your hostess was kind enough to send 3 tables to the same waiter at the same time instead of spreading us out. Looking at your menu I couldn't find anything that interested me but I settled for ravioli in marinara sauce.
I patiently awaited the salad and bread sticks which arrived after about 10 minutes of ordering our food. Your service was quite slow and the food was mediocre. The only redeeming quality was desert.
Do not be sad- the waiter managed the best he could and didn't get the shaft on the tip. I really wanted to tell the huge line that had materialized when we exited to go somewhere else but I bit my tongue. Hopefully I will not see you again any time soon...

Friday, December 5, 2008

Murphy's Craft Laws

If you drop something will glue on it there is a 100% chance it will land with the glue side down.

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Holiday Madness

I am happy to report that I have completely taken over and trashed the garage,the laundry room,and spare bedroom- now If I could find my brain somewhere in all that mess.